xfried-squidx:

ask-the-multishipper:

krowchan:

waitinghopingliving:

prettypanda117:

riordam:

actuallydemoncastiel:

travelaroundmythoughts:

wild-is-the-way:

rockgaara:

better-humans:

uh
uh

How did you know about legs!? HOW!!??

how… how is this fucking possible…

omg. no you didn’t. omg

DO I HAVE TO REBLOG TWICE BECAUSE I AM DOING BOTH?!

I WAS ITCHING MY FACE

Should I…..should I wave or…

I’m currently looking around my room for the hidden camera cuz DAMN. The legs!

holy crap BOTH

just the legs

BOTH wtf

xfried-squidx:

ask-the-multishipper:

krowchan:

waitinghopingliving:

prettypanda117:

riordam:

actuallydemoncastiel:

travelaroundmythoughts:

wild-is-the-way:

rockgaara:

better-humans:

uh

uh

How did you know about legs!? HOW!!??

how… how is this fucking possible…

omg. no you didn’t. omg

DO I HAVE TO REBLOG TWICE BECAUSE I AM DOING BOTH?!

I WAS ITCHING MY FACE

Should I…..should I wave or…

I’m currently looking around my room for the hidden camera cuz DAMN. The legs!

holy crap BOTH

just the legs

BOTH wtf

(Source: goldxblooded, via n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut)

ourpoeticlives:

oculousreparo:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.



Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

ourpoeticlives:

oculousreparo:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

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Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

(Source: tubaeric, via illylovesphan)

rwbyrambler:

gog-dammit:

terezioauditore:

Alright everyone, I know we’ve all been expecting it today, so I’m just going to go ahead and post it. No questions asked. Here’s the song of the day.

are you fucking serious 

fucking christ

(via tsuki-nekota)

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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(Source: ectobling, via allonsy-emag)

flourishnblottts:

backseatdean:

booksandwildthings:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

Well I’m fucked.

Where the fuck are Dean and Sam. 

UPDATE:
THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)
DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG” 
REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.

Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.
WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY

Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.

And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.

And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.

Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!

also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up
also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah

I think the Winchesters are already on this one:

Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?

OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.

FREAKING THE FUCK OUT A LIL BIT

flourishnblottts:

backseatdean:

booksandwildthings:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

bekuhboo:

carry-on-my-wayward-bitch:

Well I’m fucked.

Where the fuck are Dean and Sam. 

UPDATE:

THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80’S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)

DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE “THIS WON’T TAKE LONG” 

REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.

Jesus. I’m gonna start carrying holy water with me.

WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY

Casually whispering Christo to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.

And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.

And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, “That didn’t take long” and BAM I WIN.

Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!

also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i’ll help you fuck their shit up

also i know how to do devil’s traps so eyah

I think the Winchesters are already on this one:

image

Seriously, can we start a ‘Supernatural Proof Master Post’ like the one for Doctor Who?

OK SO I’M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.

FREAKING THE FUCK OUT A LIL BIT

(via deansdamnation)

You probably don’t care, but I just felt like I should put this out there.

It’s my birthday tomorrow c:

tea-and-tardises:

krypt0nize:

thegoddamazon:

hh0peless:

haniemohd:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE MAD. Nobody has any excuse to be this cruel.

this hits close to home, my dog was poisoned & i lost her a few years ago. people are fucking sick

Who are these sick people who would be this cruel, though?
I’m signal boosting this shit, because I have a dog back home.

signal boosting because my dog is literally my life and we almost lost him last summer when he was just a puppy, people like this make me sick to my stomach. i hope they slowly deteriorate in hell.

i hope that they get the slowest and most painful kind of torture in hell
losing a pet isn’t just something little
they may just be animals but they’re like fucking family
and if someone fucks around with my family then they’ll have some bad shit going their way if i find them

tea-and-tardises:

krypt0nize:

thegoddamazon:

hh0peless:

haniemohd:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:


p41g3r4nk1n
:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE MAD. Nobody has any excuse to be this cruel.

this hits close to home, my dog was poisoned & i lost her a few years ago. people are fucking sick

Who are these sick people who would be this cruel, though?

I’m signal boosting this shit, because I have a dog back home.

signal boosting because my dog is literally my life and we almost lost him last summer when he was just a puppy, people like this make me sick to my stomach. i hope they slowly deteriorate in hell.

i hope that they get the slowest and most painful kind of torture in hell

losing a pet isn’t just something little

they may just be animals but they’re like fucking family

and if someone fucks around with my family then they’ll have some bad shit going their way if i find them

(via fire-charged-twinkies)

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

(via not-pizza)

Hey everyone shut up about the new dashboard for a second

boobydesu:

space-hatred:

There’s something more important.

Japanese River Otters have been declared extinct.

This is now a Japanese River Otter appreciation and memorial post.

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RIP little otters, there was nothing you could do.

(via hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis)

toastyhat:

shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

omd

(via drawsshits)

sakura-rose12:

kobayashimarooned:

andthenewt:

toothpast:

2-shane-s:

Waffle falling over

the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity

IT MAKES SUCH A SATISFYING NOISE I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY JOY

in 500 years time internet historians will find this post and that’ll be the precise moment they lose all hope in our century

Wow, that sounds is satisfying.

(via deansdamnation)

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

(Source: zuckerwattetraum, via i-calculated-that)

iepidemic:

iamsupernaturalsbitch:

dontforgetpie:

Sam’s face after seeing Dean or “Jensen” act in the Days Of Our Lives.imageimageimage

i just-…. his face.

image

That face will keep me going in life.

(Source: rirenfeels, via supernaturalwholock)

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg

(via n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut)

emmagrant01:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

MELONS.

emmagrant01:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

MELONS.

(via doctorwhothefuckisthis)